• King James Version

    1. Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds! when the morning is light, they practise it, because it is in the power of their hand. / 2. And they covet fields, and take {them} by violence; and houses, and take {them} away: so they oppress a man and his house, even a man and his heritage.

  • Norm

    "Hey, how's it going? This is Norm MacDonald here with the latest from the Book of Micah. So, in Chapter 2 we've got some bad news: apparently folks are conspiring to take away the land that God has given to the people of Israel.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: "Okay, so what's the deal with Micah 2? What's going on in this chapter?" Bible Expert: "Well Joe, Micah 2 is all about the wickedness of the people of Judah and the coming judgement. It starts by talking about the wealthy and powerful who are using their wealth and power to oppress the poor and powerless.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I recently read Micah 2 in the Bible and it was fascinating! Alex Trebek: [Sighs] I see. Well, what can you tell me about it? Contestant: Sure.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up recruits! This chapter's about bad leaders - the sort who will just take and take from the people, who don't care about anyone but themselves. They'll break up families and rip people off, and they think they can get away with it.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Bible, Batman! It looks like Micah 2 is full of warnings and a message of hope. Batman: Indeed, Robin! The Lord is warning the people of Israel to stop their sinful ways and return to Him.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen, here's the deal. The people of Judah are in trouble, c'mon man. My father used to say: "You reap what you sow" and it looks like these folks have sown some trouble. The leaders of Judah are plotting to do evil, see here Jack.

  • Donald Trump

    Micah 2 is a terrific Bible chapter with many amazing stories. It starts off with a warning to the "haters and losers" of Israel who were overrated enough to think they could steal the low-energy people's land.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Micah 2, we got a pretty intense look into the future of Israel. Lois: Yeah, it's like God's about to obliterate them for not following his orders. It's like when we forgot to pick up Stewie from soccer practice and he had to take the bus home.