"Hey, how's it going? This is Norm MacDonald here with the latest from the Book of Micah. So, in Chapter 2 we've got some bad news: apparently folks are conspiring to take away the land that God has given to the people of Israel. There's even an entire verse dedicated to mocking those who are doing this. Oh, and if that wasn't bad enough, the people are also doing things like kicking people out of their homes and stealing their stuff. But don't worry, God's got it all figured out and will eventually bring justice, so stay tuned for more from Micah!"