Peter: Alright, so in Micah 2, we got a pretty intense look into the future of Israel.

Lois: Yeah, it's like God's about to obliterate them for not following his orders. It's like when we forgot to pick up Stewie from soccer practice and he had to take the bus home.

Stewie: Oh, I still remember that day. I felt so abandoned.

Brian: Yeah, anyway, God says that he's gonna drive out the Israelites and take away their land, unless they repent and follow his commandments.

Peter: Yeah, and then he talks about how the wicked are gonna be punished, and how the righteous will be rewarded. It's kinda like in that one movie where the bad guys all got what was coming to them and the good guys got to live happily ever after.

Lois: Oh, yeah! That was such a great movie.

Stewie: Oh, and then God talks about how the Israelites should be careful not to oppress each other, or else God will punish them. It's like when I tried to make Chris my slave and he didn't like it.

Brian: Yeah, and then God reiterates that if they follow his commandments, they will be rewarded.

Peter: Yeah, like in that other movie where the good guys all got a happy ending.