Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I recently read Micah 2 in the Bible and it was fascinating!

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] I see. Well, what can you tell me about it?

Contestant: Sure. In Micah 2, God warns the Israelites that they will be punished if they continue to oppress their neighbors and live wickedly. He also tells them that they should not covet their neighbors' lands.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Okay, great. What else?

Contestant: The chapter also talks about how God will restore the fortunes of Israel and how He will gather His people together again. He promises that He will give them a place to live in peace and prosperity.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Right. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, Micah 2 also speaks of the promise of a new day, when God's people will be able to live in peace and security.

Alex Trebek: [With an edge of exasperation] Yes, I'm sure that's very interesting. Now, tell me something about yourself that isn't related to the Bible.