Alex Trebek: Alright, I want to get to know you a little better. What do you like to do in your spare time?

Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. In particular, I'm currently studying the Book of Micah.

Alex Trebek: Ah...uh, yes. Well, let's talk about something else. So, what else do you like to do?

Contestant: Well, in Micah Chapter 3, God talks about how the leaders of the people are not leading them properly. They are exploiting the people, and they are not bringing justice to the people, so God is going to punish them.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, well, let's talk about something else. Do you like any sports?

Contestant: Sure, but I'd also like to talk about Micah Chapter 4, where God talks about how, in the end, justice will prevail and the people will be brought in from all over the world to live in peace.

Alex Trebek: *agitated* Listen, I think we should talk about something else. Do you have any hobbies?

Contestant: Well, in Micah Chapter 5, God talks about how the Messiah will be born in Bethlehem and how he will bring peace and justice to the world.

Alex Trebek: *annoyed* Alright, that's enough about the Bible. What about your hobbies?

Contestant: Well, I do enjoy reading and talking about the Bible.

Alex Trebek: *frustrated* Yes, I can see that. Let's talk about something else.