Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to start off by summarizing Micah 7 from the Bible.

Alex Trebek: (rolling his eyes) Alright, if you insist. What does it say?

Contestant: In Micah 7, God speaks of the destruction of Israel, and encourages His people to continue trusting in Him despite their current circumstances. God also gives us hope, promising that He will bring justice and restore His people. He tells us that all our enemies will be destroyed, and that He will be a refuge and a strength for those who trust in Him.

Alex Trebek: (sighing heavily) Well, that was... interesting. Anything else you'd like to tell us about yourself?

Contestant: Actually, yes! I'd like to summarize the next chapter of the Bible...