"LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! Y'ALL BETTER BE PAYING ATTENTION TO MICAH CHAPTER 3. THE LEADERS OF ISRAEL ARE TOTALLY CORRUPT, AND THEY'RE JUST AFTER YOUR MONEY. THEY'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT JUSTICE, BUT THEY'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT. ALSO, THEY'RE LYING TO YOU. THEY'RE SAYING THAT GOD IS ON THEIR SIDE, BUT HE'S NOT. HE'S DISAPPOINTED IN THEM. BUT THERE'S STILL HOPE. GOD IS GOING TO GIVE YOU A NEW LEADER, AND HE'LL DO WHAT'S RIGHT. HE'LL BRING PEACE AND JUSTICE. AND HE'LL PROTECT YOU. SO LISTEN UP! GOD IS ON YOUR SIDE.