• King James Version

    1. Now gather thyself in troops, O daughter of troops: he hath laid siege against us: they shall smite the judge of Israel with a rod upon the cheek. / 2. But thou, Bethlehem Ephratah, {though} thou be little among the thousands of Judah, {yet} out of thee shall he come forth unto me {that is} to be ruler in Israel; whose goings forth {have been} from of old, from everlasting.

  • Norm

    So, in Micah 5, an oracle foretells the birth of a ruler from Bethlehem, which is like, really small. The ruler is gonna be a big deal, though, because God says they will be the one to deliver Israel from its enemies.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we got in Micah 5? Bible Expert: Well, Micah 5 starts with a prophecy about the coming of the Messiah, who will be born in Bethlehem. It also speaks about the coming of the Assyrian army and the destruction of Jerusalem.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, it's nice to meet you. Tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd start with a summary of Micah 5. Alex Trebek: (Tries to hide his frustration) Great! Uh, what is it about?

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, YOU MAGGOTS! THIS HERE IS MICAH 5! YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT GOD'S KINGDOM IN THIS CHAPTER! YOU'LL LEARN ABOUT THE FATE OF BETHLEHEM, AND THE PRINCE OF PEACE WHO IS COMING! NOW PAY ATTENTION! GOD IS GONNA DO AWESOME THINGS FOR BETHLEHEM! GOD'S KINGDOM WILL BE ESTABLISHED IN BETHLEHEM, AND THE PRINCE OF PEACE WILL BE BORN THERE! EVERYONE WILL BE SAFE AND SECURE UNDER HIS RULE! THEN GOD IS GONNA DESTROY ALL THE ENEMIES OF ISRAEL, AND GOD'S PEOPLE WILL BE DELIVERED! SO REMEMBER THIS CHAPTER, YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOTS! GOD'S KINGDOM IS COMIN' TO BETHLEHEM, AND THE PRINCE OF PEACE IS COMIN' WITH IT!

  • Batman

    Penguin: Ha ha ha, I have something very special for you this time, Batman and Robin! This chapter of the Bible is about a little village called Bethlehem. Batman: What's so special about it? Penguin: Well, it's the birthplace of someone very important.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. We're talking about Micah 5 and I'm not joking. My father used to say that the Lord is gonna send a ruler from Bethlehem, one of the least of the clans of Judah. This ruler will come to Jerusalem and give the people of Israel protection and peace.

  • Donald Trump

    Micah 5: In a HUGE move, God says that a Ruler will come from Bethlehem, the city of David--and it will be a Ruler who will shepherd God's people in the way of justice and righteousness. This Ruler will be an amazing Leader, and will bring peace to the nations.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so, Micah 5... Meg, you take it. Meg: Ugh, fine. So, it's all about how God is gonna send a ruler from Bethlehem to save the Israelites. He'll be like a shepherd, leading the people and getting rid of all the bad guys, like a superhero or something.