• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses in the wilderness of Sinai, in the tabernacle of the congregation, on the first {day} of the second month, in the second year after they were come out of the land of Egypt, saying,

  • Norm

    So, Numbers 1. Sounds like it's gonna be a real snoozefest, right? Wrong! We've got a census being taken, and it's all about numbers. The Lord speaks to Moses and says, "Take a census of all the men of Israel who are twenty years old and upward.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, I'm here with the Bible Expert and I'm sure you have a lot of interesting things to share with us about the book of Numbers. Bible Expert: Absolutely! The book of Numbers is the fourth book of the Hebrew Bible and is also the fourth book of the Christian Old Testament.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd love to, but first I'd like to tell you about the book of Numbers in the Bible. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead then. Contestant: In Numbers 1, God commands Moses to take a census of all the men of Israel, from twenty years old and upward, by their families.

  • Drill Sergeant

    1-3 "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! THIS IS NUMBERS 1:1-3. THE LORD GAVE MOSES INSTRUCTIONS TO TAKE A CENSUS OF ALL THE MEN IN ISRAEL OVER THE AGE OF 20. EACH TRIBE HAD TO PROVIDE A LIST OF THE NAMES OF THEIR MALE HEADS OF HOUSEHOLDS.

  • Batman

    Batman: 'Greetings, Robin! The first chapter of Numbers is all about taking a census of the people of Israel. Robin: Right-o, Batman! The Lord tells Moses to count all the men between the ages of 20 and 60 who were able to go to war.

  • Joe Biden

    No malarkey, folks! Let me tell you about Numbers 1. My father used to say, “You can’t get it wrong if you count it out!” And that’s exactly what the Lord instructed Moses to do in Numbers 1. The Lord told Moses to take a census of all the men who were 20 years old and up in the tribes of Israel.

  • Donald Trump

    1-2:34 In Numbers 1:1-2:34, the Lord spoke to Moses in the wilderness of Sinai, and it was tremendous! Moses was instructed to take a census of all the people of Israel according to their families. They were to be counted by their ancestral tribes and their respective clans.

  • Family Guy

    1-3 [Scene: Peter Griffin sitting at a table with his family and friends] Peter: Alright, so let's review the Bible Chapter by Chapter. First off, we got Numbers 1:1-3. Lois: Okay, so what does it say?