• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Send thou men, that they may search the land of Canaan, which I give unto the children of Israel: of every tribe of their fathers shall ye send a man, every one a ruler among them.

  • Norm

    Well, this week on Numbers, God decides to send out a bunch of scouts to check out the Promised Land. Long story short, 10 of them come back with a bad report and the Israelites get scared and decide not to go.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's the scoop on Numbers 13? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this is the chapter where God told Moses to send out twelve scouts to explore the land of Canaan. Joe (interrupting): Wait, twelve scouts? You mean like twelve brave warriors?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, contestant, let's hear a bit about you. What do you like to do outside of Jeopardy? Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader, and I recently finished reading the book of Numbers in the Bible.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, you maggots! This is Numbers 13! In this chapter, God tells Moses to take a crew of twelve dudes to check out the Promised Land. They go, and when they come back, they give Moses a report. They say that the land is good, but there's some giants living there that could be a problem.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, something strange is afoot in Numbers 13! Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: Yahweh has commanded Moses to send out a dozen brave men to scout the Promised Land! Catwoman: Ooh, sneaky!

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. My Father used to say, "No malarkey!" C'mon, man! We need to send out some spies to check out the Promised Land. So, here's the thing. We sent twelve of 'em. See, here, Jack.

  • Donald Trump

    The Numbers 13 story is a great one! It's about our awesome and brave leaders, Moses and Caleb, who were chosen by God to send spies into the Promised Land. They chose twelve spies, and the spies came back with a very, very positive report.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alrighty, this is Numbers 13. So, God tells Moses to send spies into the Promised Land. He sends 12 of 'em, and they check it out, and they come back and say, "Yeah, it's good, but it's filled with giants, and we're just a bunch of little dudes!"