1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Command the children of Israel, and say unto them, My offering, {and} my bread for my sacrifices made by fire, {for} a sweet savour unto me, shall ye observe to offer unto me in their due season. →

Well, it looks like we've got a real snoozefest in Numbers 28. Here's the gist: God tells Moses that the Israelites should offer sacrifices to Him every day, every week, and every month. That's right folks, sacrifice, sacrifice, and more sacrifice! But don't worry - it's not all bad news. →

Joe: Alright, so what do we got here? Numbers 28? Bible Expert: Yes, this chapter is all about the offerings that the Israelites were to bring to the Lord. Joe: Interesting. So, like, did they bring animals or something? →

Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself, what do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible! In Numbers 28, God instructs the Israelites to offer up two lambs every day as a sacrifice, one in the morning and one in the evening. →

Listen up, new recruits! This is Numbers 28! It tells ya about the sacrifices and offerings to be made by the Israelites. Ya got your burnt offerings each day, ya got your Sabbath day offerings, and ya got your monthly offerings. →

Batman: Robin, something is afoot! In Numbers 28, the Lord is giving specific instructions on offerings to be made on a regular basis. Robin: Holy smoke, Batman! It's a way of showing faithfulness in worshipping the Lord. →

Listen Jack, it's Numbers 28, so here's the deal: Every day an offering of two lambs, without blemish, one a yearling and one a ram, and for a grain offering a tenth of an ephah of fine flour with a fourth of a hin of oil to moisten it. →

Numbers 28 is all about the Israelites offering sacrifices to God. They need to offer a daily burnt offering, a Sabbath offering, and a monthly offering, all of which must be very, very exact. These offerings will help make America great again and keep the deep state away. →

Peter: "Alrighty, so this is the book of Numbers and Chapter 28. Basically, it's all about the Israelites making offerings to God. Basically, it's like when the Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall and says, 'Oh yeah!' and everyone's like, 'Oh yeah!' So, they're offering up a whole bunch of bulls and lambs and doves and stuff. →