• King James Version

    1. And Balaam said unto Balak, Build me here seven altars, and prepare me here seven oxen and seven rams. / 2. And Balak did as Balaam had spoken; and Balak and Balaam offered on {every} altar a bullock and a ram.

  • Norm

    Norm MacDonald here with the latest on Numbers 23. So, it starts off with Balaam, who's this old prophet, and God tells him not to curse the Israelites, but the king of Moab really wants him to do it. So, Balaam tries to talk to God about it, and finally God says, "Fine, but you can only say what I tell you to.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, alright, alright! We've got a Bible expert with us here in the studio today and I'm so excited to hear what he has to say about Numbers 23. Expert: Sure. Numbers 23 tells the story of when Balaam, a pagan prophet, is asked by Balak, the king of Moab, to curse the Israelites.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living, contestant? Contestant: I'm in Bible Studies, actually. I just finished reading Numbers 23. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if you must. So, what happened in Numbers 23?

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, SOLDIERS! Chapter 23 of Numbers is about the prophet Balaam. Balaam is hired by a foreign king to curse the Israelites, but God won't let him do it. Instead, Balaam blesses them. Balaam also gives a prophecy that Israel will be victorious in any conflict.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, the Bible chapter we are summarizing today is Numbers 23! Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: It says that God told Balaam to bless the Israelites, and not to curse them, as Balak wanted him to do.

  • Joe Biden

    Hey, Jack, here's the deal with Numbers 23. It's literally, like, a whole chapter about a guy named Balaam, who, y'know, is talking to God and stuff. I mean, I'm not joking, c'mon, man! God is like, "Hey Balaam, I'm gonna bless my people.

  • Donald Trump

    Numbers 23 is a terrific chapter that tells the amazing story of a prophet named Balaam. He was hired by a king to curse the people of Israel, but God told Balaam that he couldn't curse the people. So, Balaam blessed them instead, and it was huge.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so, in Chapter 23 of Numbers, God sent Balam to curse the Israelites, but it didn't work and Balam ended up blessing them instead. So he was like, "How can I curse those whom God has not cursed? How can I denounce those whom the LORD has not denounced?"