• King James Version

    1. And the children of Israel set forward, and pitched in the plains of Moab on this side Jordan {by} Jericho. / 2. And Balak the son of Zippor saw all that Israel had done to the Amorites. / 3. And Moab was sore afraid of the people, because they {were} many: and Moab was distressed because of the children of Israel.

  • Norm

    So, in Numbers 22, Balak, King of Moab, has a real beef with the Israelites. He calls in Balaam the prophet to put a stop to them. Balaam and Balak go on a road trip to a few different places, but Balaam's donkey keeps messing up their plans by turning off the road and refusing to move.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright Bible Expert, we are onto Chapter 22 of the Bible, Numbers 22. What’s going on here? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, we’re picking up right where we left off in the previous chapter. The Israelites have just successfully conquered the land of Moab and are now encamped on its eastern border.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about the book of Numbers. In chapter 22, we see Balak, the King of Moab, trying to hire the prophet Balaam to curse the Israelites.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, you maggots! This is Numbers 22 and it's important! Now, here's the story: Balak, king of Moab, was terrified of the Israelites moving into his land, so he sends for Balaam, a soothsayer, to put a curse on them.

  • Batman

    Robin: The Israelites have been wandering in the wilderness for a long time and now they are getting ready to enter the Promised Land, Batman! Batman: That's right, Robin. But first, they must cross the land of the Moabites.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. I'm not joking, c'mon, man! This chapter is about Balaam and his donkey. See here, Jack, Balaam was trying to get to Moab to put a curse on the Israelites. But God wasn't gonna have any of that malarkey.

  • Donald Trump

    In Numbers 22, the people of Israel are on the move. They are headed to the Promised Land, and as they go, they come to the land of the Moabites. The Moabites are led by a King named Balak, who is not very happy about the Israelites showing up.

  • Family Guy

    Peter (as narrator): Alright, here's the story of Numbers 22. So, it's a classic tale of a guy named Balaam and his talking donkey. Lois (interjecting): Wait, what? Peter: Yeah, I know, right? It's like something out of a Disney movie, like, you know, "The Little Mermaid 2: Return of the Donkeys".