1. And it came to pass on the day that Moses had fully set up the tabernacle, and had anointed it, and sanctified it, and all the instruments thereof, both the altar and all the vessels thereof, and had anointed them, and sanctified them; →

Okay, so in Numbers 7, a bunch of Israelites are like "Hey, let's give some gifts to the Lord, God." So, they bring some kinda fancy oxen, carts, and sheep. But then the leaders of each tribe get all jealous and are like, "Well, why don't we all give the same thing?" So, then everyone brings the same exact thing and it's a real snooze-fest. →

Joe: Alright! So, we're talking about the Bible chapter Numbers 7 today, and I'm here with Bible expert, what's your name again? Expert: My name is Dr. John Smith. Joe: Alright Dr. John Smith, let's get into it. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so contestant, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, Numbers 7. Alex Trebek (with a bit of frustration): Ummm. →

Listen up, maggots! You better get to know Numbers 7, 'cuz it's important. This chapter is all about the leaders of each of the twelve tribes of Israel bringin' offerings to dedicate the Tabernacle. Each tribe brought the same kind of offering: a cart with six oxen and an offering plate with cake, grain, and oil. →

Joker: (chuckling) Well, well, well, Batman, what do we have here? It looks like you and your sidekick Robin are about to read a chapter of the Bible. Let's see what it says about Numbers 7! Batman: It looks like it's about offerings given to the Lord by the leaders of the twelve tribes of Israel. →

Hey, folks! Here's the deal with Numbers 7: c'mon, man, basically every day for a week, one person from every tribe brings a sacrificial offering, don'tchaknow? Like, literally, each one brings the same offering to the tabernacle: Two silver dishes, two silver sprinkling bowls, four gold spoons, and so on. →

So, you have Numbers 7, right? It's AMAZING. A lot of people are saying it's the best chapter in the Bible. Believe me. It's huge. So, it starts off with the leaders of the twelve tribes bringing offerings to the Lord. →

Peter: Alright, so in Numbers 7, the twelve tribes of Israel each bring offerings to the Lord. Lois: Wait, like, offerings of bread? Meg: No, Lois, they bring offerings of silver, gold, and other items. →