1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Command the children of Israel, that they put out of the camp every leper, and every one that hath an issue, and whosoever is defiled by the dead: / 3. Both male and female shall ye put out, without the camp shall ye put them; that they defile not their camps, in the midst whereof I dwell. →

Hey folks, I'm Norm MacDonald and this is Weekend Update. This week, we're getting into the book of Numbers. In chapter 5, the Lord gives Moses a few rules for keeping the camp clean. You know, like if someone gets sick, they gotta be cast out. →

Joe: Alright, so let’s talk about Numbers 5. What’s going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Numbers 5 is all about how the Israelites were to handle issues of ritual uncleanness when they were in the wilderness. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a pretty big Bible nerd and I like to summarize the Bible chapter by chapter. Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, if you must. What can you tell me about Numbers 5? →

Listen up! In Numbers 5, the Lord is giving Moses instructions on how to deal with people who have done wrong. He says that if anyone commits a sin and is guilty, they must confess and make a special offering to the Lord. →

Batman: Robin, what do the scriptures tell us about Numbers 5? Robin: Let me see...The chapter pertains to the Lord's instructions on how to deal with people who were suspected of adultery and how to purify those who had contracted a skin disease. →

Folks, here’s the deal. So, in Numbers 5, we’re talking about the Lord, he’s telling the Israelites to deal with the impurity of the people amongst them. See here, Jack, it’s literally like a ‘get out of jail free’ card. →

Numbers 5 is an unbelievable chapter in the Bible! It talks about the amazing process of trial by ordeal for the "low energy" folks who were suspected of adultery or infidelity. The Lord said to Moses: "Command the Israelites to send away from the camp anyone who has an infectious skin disease or a discharge of any kind, or who is ceremonially unclean because of a dead body. →

Peter: Alright, so we're talking about Numbers 5 now. Uh, Lois, what did we learn? Lois: Well, Peter, in this chapter, we learn about how God instructed Moses to have the Israelites practice a ritual that would help expose any wife who had been unfaithful to her husband. →