Batman: Robin, something strange is afoot in Numbers 13!
Robin: What is it, Batman?
Batman: Yahweh has commanded Moses to send out a dozen brave men to scout the Promised Land!
Catwoman: Ooh, sneaky!
Batman: Indeed! Each man is chosen from a different tribe, and they all bring back a sample of the land's fruit.
Robin: What did they find?
Batman: They report that it is a land flowing with milk and honey! But they also say that its inhabitants are powerful and well-fortified!
Joker: Not so good news, eh?
Batman: No! But the scouts also bring back a giant cluster of grapes, proving that the land is indeed very fertile.
Riddler: What did God do after hearing the report?
Batman: He instructs the people to go up and take possession of the land, for it is the land He has promised them!