Batman: Hey Robin, in Numbers 12, Moses’ sister Miriam and brother Aaron criticize him for marrying a Cushite woman.

Robin: Oh no! That's not very nice.

Batman: No it isn't, Robin. So God gets angry and strikes Miriam with leprosy.

Catwoman: Oh, that's really harsh.

Batman: Indeed it is, Catwoman. But Moses intercedes for his sister, and God heals her.

Robin: What a relief!

Batman: Indeed it is, Robin. God then warns Miriam and Aaron not to speak against Moses again.

Joker: Yeah, it's best not to mess with God's chosen leader.

Batman: You're right, Joker. That's a lesson for all of us.