Well, it's Numbers 12, folks. This chapter is all about Miriam and Aaron, who had the brilliant idea to criticize their brother Moses—which is a real no-no. So God steps in and gives Miriam leprosy for her insolence, which is just an embarrassing way to keep her from talking. But, of course, Aaron begs for mercy, and God decides to spare her. But not before she has to sit outside the camp for a week. So, the moral of the story is, don't be a hater, kids.