Robin: Holy Bible Summaries, Batman! What's the scoop on Numbers 31?

Batman: I'm glad you asked, Robin. It seems that the Lord instructed Moses to take revenge on the Midianites for their role in leading the Israelites astray. So Moses gathered an army of 12,000, and they attacked and defeated the Midianites.

Joker: Ha ha ha! What did Moses do with the spoils of war?

Batman: He took 1/5 for himself, and the rest he gave to the troops, with the exception of the women and children, who were taken captive. The Lord also commanded Moses to purify the troops, who had come into contact with the dead, by having them stay outside the camp for seven days.

Robin: Golly, Batman! That's a lot of rules and regulations.

Batman: Indeed it is, Robin. But the Lord is a just and righteous God, and we must obey his commands.