Alex: Alright, let's get to know each other a bit. What do you do for a living?

Contestant: Actually, I'd like to tell you about Numbers 31.

Alex (sighing): Alright, if you must.

Contestant: Numbers 31 tells the story of how the Israelites were commanded by God to avenge the Midianites, who had tricked them into worshipping false gods. The Israelites killed all of the male Midianites, and captured the women and children, as well as all of their livestock. They brought the captives and spoils back to Moses, who then commanded that the Israelites divide the spoils evenly among themselves.

Alex (rolling his eyes): Is that it?

Contestant: That's the story of Numbers 31!