Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a Bible scholar, so I know a lot about the Bible.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, I guess I asked for that. What can you tell me about Numbers 20?

Contestant: In Numbers 20, Moses and the Israelites arrive at the Wilderness of Zin and the people become thirsty. Moses asks God for water and God tells him to take his staff and speak to a rock. However, Moses gets angry and instead of speaking to the rock, he hits it twice with his staff. As punishment, God does not allow Moses to enter the Promised Land.