Listen, Jack, here's the deal. My Father used to say, "No malarkey!" C'mon, man! We need to send out some spies to check out the Promised Land. So, here's the thing. We sent twelve of 'em. See, here, Jack. They checked out the land and, excuse me, they brought back some samples of the grapes and pomegranates and figs. Literally! Not gonna happen, folks!

Well, they said the land was awesome, but they also said there were some really big and powerful people living there. So, what was that? We'd never be able to take it over. Or uh, you know, we'd need a miracle. I'm not joking. We were scared and started to complain about it. But, I tell you what. God said to trust him and he'd help us. But, it was too late. We got scared and didn't trust him and we wandered in the desert for forty years. Not gonna happen.