Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Numbers 15 is about the offerings and sacrifices of the Israelites. My father used to say that when they offered a sacrifice to the Lord, they were to include a grain offering of two quarts of fine flour mixed with oil, and a drink offering of a quart of wine. No malarkey! And when they offered a burnt offering or peace offering, they were to offer a male without blemish and a cereal offering of fine flour mixed with oil. C'mon, man!

But that's not all, folks! Literally, if any of the people of Israel or strangers living among them offered a burnt offering or peace offering as a freewill offering, they were to offer a male or female without blemish, and they were to do it with a cereal offering of fine flour mixed with oil. Not gonna happen, I tell you what!

And when a person sinned unintentionally, they were to bring a female goat or female lamb as a sin offering. Or uh, you know, if they're too poor, they could bring two turtledoves or two pigeons as a sin offering, one for a burnt offering and the other for a sin offering. See here, Jack: if they couldn't afford the turtledoves or pigeons, they could bring a tenth of an ephah of fine flour as a sin offering. That's what was that!

But there's one more thing, excuse me. The Lord said that when any of the people of Israel or strangers living among them offered a burnt offering or peace offering as a freewill offering, they were to bring a male without blemish. Literally. Not joking. I tell you what: no malarkey!