Folks, here's the deal. My father used to say, back in the day, that you could always count on Micah for no malarkey. See here, Jack, what was that about Micah? Well, this is a book about prophecy and it starts out with a huge bang. Literally! It's like, boom! The Lord is gonna do all this stuff that's gonna blow your mind, c'mon man, it's gonna be huge! I'm not joking. Or uh, you know, you might think I am but I'm not. He's gonna send a fire and a sword, like you've never seen before, and he's gonna smash the gates of the city and pull down the walls. Not gonna happen? I tell you what, excuse me - no way, it's happening and there's nothing you can do about it. Excuse me, literally.