• King James Version

    1. O give thanks unto the LORD; for {he is} good: for his mercy {endureth} for ever. / 2. O give thanks unto the God of gods: for his mercy {endureth} for ever. / 3. O give thanks to the Lord of lords: for his mercy {endureth} for ever.

  • Norm

    "Hey, what's going on?! Welcome back to Weekend Update. In our Bible study segment this week, we've got Psalms 136. This is a real banger folks, full of singing and shouting for the Lord! It's about remembering all the things God has done for his chosen people, like how he lead the Israelites out of Egypt and split the Red Sea in two.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we have a Bible expert with us today, what can you tell us about the Book of Psalms? Bible Expert: Sure, the Book of Psalms is a collection of 150 ancient Hebrew hymns, prayers, and other types of religious songs.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, tell me about yourself. What do you do? Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a Bible scholar. I've been studying the Bible for years, and I'd love to give you a summary of what I've learned.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Psalms 136 tells us to give thanks to the Lord, who is great and powerful and deserves our appreciation. He created the heavens and the earth, and he rescued the Israelites from their enemies.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Scripture, Robin! We are about to read the 136th Psalm! Robin: Holy indeed, Batman! Let's listen in! Joker: Ha ha ha! What's this about? Batman: The Psalm celebrates the enduring love and faithfulness of God and his unending mercy and grace.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Here's the deal. Psalms 136 is a song of praise to God for his mighty deeds. My father used to say: "God is good, forever and ever, his love endures." Literally, he's been doing things for us since the very beginning, from when he made the world, through the deliverance of the Israelites from Egypt and all the way up to his salvation of us today.

  • Donald Trump

    Verse 1: Praise the Lord, for He is so amazing. He is huge and terrific. Believe me, God bless America. Verse 2: Give thanks to Him, for He is so unbelievable. He is bigly and very, very special. Make America great again!

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Psalms 136. God's really showing off His loving kindness here. He's like "You know what? Let me just do a full tour of why I'm great. I smote the Egyptians, I parted the Red Sea, I made the sun stand still, and I freed the Israelites from captivity.