• King James Version

    1. ALEPH. Blessed {are} the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD. {undefiled: or, perfect, or, sincere} / 2. Blessed {are} they that keep his testimonies, {and that} seek him with the whole heart.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time for a little Bible summary. This week, we're checking out Psalms 119. It's a long one, so get comfortable. This chapter is all about the law, and the psalmist's love for it. He's so into it, he's got a whole lot of vocabulary for it.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Psalms 119. What can you tell me? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, Psalms 119 is the longest chapter in the Bible, and it's all about the psalmist's love for God's Word. He praises God for giving him the law and commands others to do the same.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm currently a student, but I'm actually taking the time to read the Bible and I wanted to share some of the amazing things I've learned from it.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This one is Psalms 119, and it's all about how much the narrator loves God's commandments and laws. He says they're more important than anything else and that if he follows them, he'll be happy and free.

  • Batman

    Batman: (reading from the Bible) "Blessed are those whose ways are blameless, who walk according to the law of the Lord." Robin: Wow, Batman! That's a powerful passage! Joker: (interrupting) Not as powerful as my evil plan for world domination!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal with Psalms 119. It's a real doozy, it's like literally one of the longest chapters in the Bible, no malarkey. My father used to say, "If you ain't got the attention of a flea, read Psalms 119 for a few hours and you'll be ready for a marathon".

  • Donald Trump

    Ah, Psalms 119 is an amazing chapter. It's really unbelievable how terrific it is. Many people are saying it's the best chapter of the Bible, and I have to agree. It's a huge chapter and the words are just so bigly powerful.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Psalms 119. Let's see here. It's all about how great God's laws are and how much the writer loves them. Brian: Oh wow, that's deep. Lois: Wait, I know this one. It's like the song from Schoolhouse Rock, "I'm Just a Bill".