Batman: To the rescue, Robin! We must save Gotham from the treacherous villains who seek to do it harm!
Robin: Right, Batman! Where do we begin?
Batman: Let us turn to the Book of Psalms and seek guidance. In Psalms 121, it is written: "I lift up my eyes to the hills—from whence comes my help? My help comes from the Lord, who made heaven and earth." (Psalms 121:1-2)
Joker: Ha ha ha! What kind of help do you expect to get from a book, Batman?
Batman: The Lord is a powerful ally! He is the one who watches over us and protects us from harm. (Psalms 121:3-4)
Catwoman: Pffft! What good is He? He can't even stop me!
Batman: Don't be so sure, Catwoman. The Lord never slumbers nor sleeps. He is always vigilant and ever watching over us. (Psalms 121:3-4)
Riddler: Oh really? I'd like to see Him try to catch me!
Batman: Don't be so confident, Riddler. The Lord is our shade at our right hand. He will guard us from all harm and shield us from the wicked schemes of evil. (Psalms 121:5-7)
Penguin: Oh yeah? What can He do to stop me?
Batman: The Lord will keep us from all evil and preserve us. He will keep our soul safe and secure. (Psalms 121:7-8)
Joker: Ha ha ha! We'll see about that!
Batman: Yes, we shall, Joker. But for now, let us all remember that the Lord is our protector, the one who will keep us safe from harm! (Psalms 121:7-8)