Listen, Jack, here's the deal on Psalms 35. It's about how God takes care of us, even when people are trying to hurt us. My father used to say, if you put your trust in the Lord, He will take care of you. And that's definitely true in this chapter. It starts off with a plea to God to protect the speaker from their enemies, and then it goes on to say how God will save us from those who accuse us falsely and bring us to justice. It's like He's literally got our back, c'mon man!

But that's not all. It also talks about how God looks out for us in other ways, like giving us strength and courage when we need it and calming our fears. And it ends with a reminder that God will always be with us and never forsake us. So, what was that? No malarkey. God is always there for us. I'm not joking. Not gonna happen. See here, Jack? Trust in the Lord and He will take care of you. Excuse me.