C'mon, man! Listen, Jack, here's the deal with Psalms 60. Back in the old days, there was a lot of malarkey about this one. Literally, my father used to say that it was a real tough one—but I'm not joking, see here, Jack, it's actually not that bad. What was that? Not gonna happen, I tell you what.

Excuse me, but I've been around a bit longer than most, and I remember that there was a time when things were really tough and we needed God's help. We cried out for His help, and He answered. He said that He would save us from our enemies—and that's what He did. He led us through the desert, and we conquered our foes.

Or uh, you know, not gonna happen. That's why we can trust God—He's always there for us, even when things seem impossible. He will show us the way, and He will make sure that we come out on top. That's the promise of Psalms 60, folks, and it's literally a promise that will never be broken.