Alex: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd like to tell you about some of my favorite passages.

Alex (sighing): Sure, that sounds great. What passage would you like to talk about?

Contestant: I'd like to summarize Proverbs 27!

Alex (trying to remain calm): Alright, what does it say?

Contestant: Proverbs 27 talks about the importance of friendship and how it can help us in times of need. It encourages us to be loyal to our friends and to be wise in our decisions. It also warns against pride and envy, and speaks against overconfidence.

Alex (frustrated): Well, that was certainly...informative.