Listen, Jack - c'mon man, no malarkey! My father used to say, "Don't boast about tomorrow, 'cause you don't know what the day is gonna bring." That's from Proverbs 27, or uh, you know, the Bible. You see here, Jack, it's all about being wise and knowing your place. Literally, it's about not bragging about yourself, 'cause that's not gonna happen - I mean, who knows what the future's gonna bring?

See here, Jack, Proverbs 27 also talks about iron sharpening iron - that's a metaphor for the importance of having good friends to help you stay sharp and on your toes. No one should go it alone, no sir. And if you've got a friend who's honest and true, I tell you what, that's worth more than gold.

Here's the deal - Proverbs 27 also talks about the value of hard work. A sluggard won't get nowhere, and what was that? A hard working farmer will have a good harvest, literally! The chapter also talks about being kind and generous to your neighbor, and making sure you keep your promises. That's the kind of thing my father used to say - and I'm not joking, folks! So, excuse me, make sure you read Proverbs 27 and remember the age-old wisdom it contains - 'cause that's not gonna happen.