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Folks, here's the deal. I'm not joking, this is the real deal. My father used to say, if you train up a child in the way he should go, you know what's gonna happen? He's gonna stay on the straight and narrow, no malarkey! It's just like the Bible says in Proverbs 22:6: "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it." See here, Jack, it's as simple as that. Literally, if you want your kids to be on the right path, you gotta get them started early. Or uh, you know, you don't have to do it alone. You can get the whole community involved, it takes a village. C'mon, man, don't wait until it's too late, get 'em on the right track right now. I tell you what, it's not gonna happen overnight, it takes time and patience. What was that? I said it takes time and patience. Excuse me.