"Hey, did you know that Proverbs 27 is all about how to be an adult? Apparently you should stay humble and not brag about yourself or your possessions, or you'll look like a real idiot. Also, don't be so quick to trust your friends or you'll end up getting burned. But most importantly, don't forget to sharpen your tools and keep your fences in good shape. I mean, why not? If you don't, you'll be the laughingstock of the neighborhood."