[Norm MacDonald begins speaking in his trademark dry, deadpan style] "Well, if it isn't the thirtyeth chapter of Proverbs. Here's the lowdown, folks: in this chapter, Agur asks for a few things from God, like not being put to shame, not having too much or too little, and not being too wise or too foolish. He also warns us not to add to or take away from God's word, and we get some wisdom from the ant, the hyrax, and the spider. Finally, Agur warns us of four things that are too arrogant for him to understand and four that never say 'enough.' All in all, a real barnburner, folks." [Norm MacDonald turns to camera, raises eyebrows]