Lois: Alright, let's see here. Proverbs 30. (glances at the Bible)

Peter: Uh oh, I think we're about to get a lecture.

Lois: (sighs) Don't be so melodramatic. It's just a chapter in the Bible.

Peter: But it's Proverbs, the wisdom chapter. So, you know, I'm a bit worried.

Lois: (rolls her eyes) Alright, so the chapter tells us that Agur son of Jakeh is asking God to keep him from being too proud or too poor, and to help him avoid the evils of lying and bearing false witness.

Brian: Wow, that sounds like a lot to take in.

Lois: It can be, but it's important to remember the wisdom of Proverbs.

Peter: Yeah, like, don't judge a book by its cover and don't quote The Big Lebowski.

Lois: Peter, that has nothing to do with Proverbs!

Peter: Oh, come on, it's a classic quote.

Lois: (sighs) Anyway, the chapter also talks about avoiding slander and lying in general, and about being content with what you have and not coveting.

Brian: So, like, don't be envious of other people's stuff.

Lois: Exactly. So, that's Proverbs 30 in a nutshell.

Peter: So, in conclusion: don't be a liar, don't be jealous, and don't quote The Big Lebowski. Got it.