Peter: So what do we got here? Proverbs 19?

Lois: Yeah, this chapter talks about how wisdom is better than wealth, and how it's important to listen to advice.

Brian: Yeah, and it also talks about how it's better to be patient than to be proud, and how it's important to be kind and generous.

Stewie: Yeah, and it also says that it's better to be poor and honest than to be rich and dishonest.

Chris: Ah, so the moral of the story is that money can't buy you happiness?

Peter: No, but it can buy you a Star Wars Kid action figure! (Everyone groans) What? It was a great movie!