Peter: Alright, so Proverbs 10. Let's see. Lois: Oh boy. Here we go. Peter: Oh yeah! So we start off with "A wise son brings joy to his father, but a foolish son brings grief to his mother." Stewie: That's a pretty deep thought, considering Family Guy is usually just a bunch of pop culture references and fart jokes. Peter: Yeah, I guess that's true. Anyway, then it says "Ill-gotten treasures are of no value, but righteousness delivers from death." Meg: Ugh, why does it have to be so boring? Can't we talk about something more interesting? Like, I don't know, celebrity gossip or something? Lois: Meg, this is the Bible. Peter: Yeah, and besides, what kind of celebrity gossip do you even know? Meg: Well, I heard something about Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston breaking up. Peter: Ooh, that's juicy. Alright, moving on. It says "The Lord does not let the righteous go hungry, but he thwarts the craving of the wicked." Brian: Wow, he's really not messing around. He's just like that angry dad from that Disney movie, Hercules. Stewie: Yeah, you're right. Except instead of throwing a plate, he's throwing a famine.