Peter: Alright everyone, let's get down to business. We're summarizing Proverbs 13.

Brian: Wait, the Bible?!

Stewie: Yeah, and it's gonna be just like an episode of Family Guy!

Lois: *Rolls eyes* Okay, let's get started. Proverbs 13 talks about the importance of wisdom and understanding. It says that those who follow advice are rewarded with wealth and honor, while those who ignore it will suffer.

Peter: Yeah, it's like when I told you to invest in that bitcoin back in '17, Lois. But you didn't listen and now we're stuck in this dump of a house.

Brian: Ouch! That was harsh, Peter.

Lois: Well, Proverbs 13 also talks about how a good reputation is more valuable than wealth. It says that hard work leads to success and that bad company corrupts good character.

Stewie: Translation: Stay away from Quagmire.

Peter: Haha, yeah. It's like that old saying, "If you hang around Quagmire, you're gonna get Quagmired!"

Lois: *sighs* That's great, Peter. Proverbs 13 also talks about how foolish people will be punished, while the wise will be rewarded.

Brian: So basically, don't be like Peter and you'll be fine.

Peter: Hey! I'm not that bad!

Lois: Alright, that about sums up Proverbs 13. Any questions?

Stewie: Yeah, when do we get to the shout-outs to '90s sitcoms?