Peter: Alrighty, let's see here. Proverbs 23! Uh, "When you sit to dine with a ruler, note well what is before you, and put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony".

Lois: Sounds like someone had a bad experience at an Olive Garden.

Brian: Don't knock Olive Garden, Lois. It's a place of good food and good times.

Stewie: *sighs* What a bunch of philistines.

Peter: Alright, moving on. "Do not wear yourself out to get rich; have the wisdom to show restraint".

Lois: I guess that means no more late night infomercials.

Brian: Or playing the lottery.

Stewie: Or selling your soul to the devil.

Peter: Uh, yeah. "If you find honey, eat just enough-- too much of it, and you will vomit".

Lois: I think that's what happened to me after I had too many Easter egg candies.

Brian: Wow, that's a familiar feeling.

Stewie: I think I'm going to be sick.