Peter: Alright, so this Proverbs 28: it starts off with a pretty wise proverb, "The wicked flee when no one pursues, but the righteous are as bold as a lion."
Lois: Hm, I like it!
Stewie: Oh, yeah, me too! I can totally relate. Like, when I'm trying to get away with something, I'm like a ninja.
Brian: You're a one-year-old baby, Stewie.
Stewie: Uh, I meant like a ninja turtle!
Peter: Alright, moving on. It says that when a land is in rebellion, it has many rulers. But with a wise ruler, there's stability.
Lois: That makes sense.
Stewie: Yeah, like in Game of Thrones!
Peter: Um, sure. It also says that whoever increases his wealth by interest and profit will gather it for him who is generous to the poor.
Lois: I like that one.
Stewie: Yeah, that's like a real-life version of Monopoly!
Peter: Alright, and finally it says that those who turn away their ear from hearing the law, even their prayer is an abomination.
Lois: That's a powerful one.
Stewie: Yeah, kind of like that old saying, "Do as I say, not as I do!"