Peter: Alrighty, let's talk about Proverbs 9!
Lois: What's it about?
Peter: Well, it's about wisdom, and how it's better than foolishness. Wisdom is portrayed as a woman, and she has built a house and invited everyone to come and get it.
Stewie: Ah, like the house in the movie Home Alone!
Peter: Yeah, kinda like that. And foolishness is portrayed as a woman too, but she's out on the street inviting people to come and get it.
Brian: Like that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer tries to buy a car from a guy on the street?
Peter: Yeah, kinda like that. So, the point is that if you choose wisdom, you'll be blessed. But if you choose foolishness, it's gonna get you into trouble.
Quagmire: That's some solid advice, Peter. Better than anything I heard from the guys down at the bar.