Batman: Greetings, old chum! We are gathered here today to discuss the wisdom of Proverbs chapter nine.
Robin: That's right, Batman! Did you know that wisdom is more valuable than rubies?
Batman: Indeed I did, Robin. And this is what the chapter says: Wisdom has built her house and she has carved out her seven pillars.
Catwoman: Hmmm, what does that mean?
Batman: Well, Catwoman, it means that wisdom is a house that we can enter, and it has seven pillars that support it.
Joker: What kind of pillars are these?
Batman: They are the seven virtues of wisdom: humility, justice, courage, honesty, temperance, faith, and knowledge.
Riddler: What does wisdom do inside her house?
Robin: She sets a feast for her guests, Riddler! She invites everyone to join her and enjoy the banquet of knowledge.
Penguin: But why should we join her?
Batman: Because, Penguin, it is the only way to gain true understanding. By following wisdom's path, we gain insight and wisdom, and our lives will be blessed!