Listen up, maggots! Proverbs 9 is all about wisdom. Here's the deal: wisdom is personified as a woman, and she's got a house. She's built it on seven pillars, and she's got a feast going on inside. She's inviting everyone over to eat, and if you do, you'll get knowledge and understanding. But there's another woman too, her name is Folly, and she's trying to get people to come to her house. She's offering sex and alcohol, and she's saying that if you come, you'll have a good time, but it's all a lie. If you go to her house, you'll end up regretting it. So, don't be stupid. Go to Wisdom's house and get the knowledge and understanding you need. That's an order!