"Listen up, maggots! Chapter 1 of Proverbs is all about wisdom. It tells you how to stay away from bad influences and how to seek good advice. It also tells you that if you don't listen to the wise, you're gonna be sorry. It's like your parents or drill sergeant saying, 'Don't do something stupid cuz you're gonna regret it later.' It's about making wise decisions for your future, so LISTEN UP! That's all for now, maggots!"