"Listen up, maggots! Chapter 23 of Proverbs is all about money, so pay attention! Here's the gist: Don't be jealous of rich people or try to outdo them. Instead, be content with what you have and don't spend too much. Don't let yourself be fooled by the appearance of wealth; it's fleeting. And don't be a glutton—it'll make you sick. So, in other words, don't be a greedy little weasel! Got it?"