• King James Version

    1. Wisdom hath builded her house, she hath hewn out her seven pillars: / 2. She hath killed her beasts; she hath mingled her wine; she hath also furnished her table. {her beasts: Heb. her killing} / 3. She hath sent forth her maidens: she crieth upon the highest places of the city,

  • Norm

    Hey, it's Norm MacDonald here with a summary of Proverbs 9. This chapter is all about wisdom and understanding. It starts off with a woman named "Wisdom" building a house and inviting the foolish to come and learn.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's talk about Proverbs 9! What is it all about? Bible Expert: Well, Proverbs 9 is full of wise sayings and warnings. It starts out by talking about the woman named Wisdom. She has built a house and invites people to come eat and drink.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a Christian, and I just finished reading Proverbs 9. It's a great book of wisdom that talks about the importance of living a life of knowledge and understanding.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Proverbs 9 is all about wisdom. Here's the deal: wisdom is personified as a woman, and she's got a house. She's built it on seven pillars, and she's got a feast going on inside. She's inviting everyone over to eat, and if you do, you'll get knowledge and understanding.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, old chum! We are gathered here today to discuss the wisdom of Proverbs chapter nine. Robin: That's right, Batman! Did you know that wisdom is more valuable than rubies? Batman: Indeed I did, Robin.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Here's the deal: Proverbs 9 is all about wisdom. Literally, it's a call to wisdom and understanding. My father used to say, "Choose wisdom and you'll be better off than all the money you could ever make.

  • Donald Trump

    10. Proverbs 9:10 says: "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, and knowledge of the Holy One is understanding." It's amazing, folks - the fear of the Lord is the BIGLY beginning of wisdom! Knowledge of the Holy One is understanding - and that's tremendous! Many people are saying that this is the way to make America great again! There are so many cases like this, where God bless America and His wisdom can lead us to success.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alrighty, let's talk about Proverbs 9! Lois: What's it about? Peter: Well, it's about wisdom, and how it's better than foolishness. Wisdom is portrayed as a woman, and she has built a house and invited everyone to come and get it.