• King James Version

    1. My son, if thou be surety for thy friend, {if} thou hast stricken thy hand with a stranger, / 2. Thou art snared with the words of thy mouth, thou art taken with the words of thy mouth. / 3. Do this now, my son, and deliver thyself, when thou art come into the hand of thy friend; go, humble thyself, and make sure thy friend.

  • Norm

    Hey, look what we got here! Proverbs 6! The chapter that tells you a thing or two about being lazy and being a liar. Y'know, 'cause lazy liars get no respect. The Good Book's got a few choice words for them.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    JOE: Alright, so we're talking about Proverbs 6! What can you tell us about that chapter? BIBLE EXPERT: Well, Proverbs 6 is all about the seven things that God hates and the six things that He detests.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, let's start with a simple question. What is the capital of the United States? Contestant: The capital of the United States is Washington, D.C. But before I answer, I wanted to say something about Proverbs 6.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, soldiers! Chapter 6 of Proverbs is a lesson in wisdom. It talks about how you should stay away from sluggards and those who do wrong. You should stay away from people who live in sin and be an example of wisdom and good behavior.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, do you know what Proverbs 6 teaches us? Robin: Of course, Batman! It teaches us not to be lazy, and to stay away from people who are involved in sin. Joker: Ha ha ha! What a boring lesson!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up! We gotta talk about Proverbs 6. Here's the deal: this chapter is full of wisdom from a father to his son. My father used to say the same things: don't be lazy, don't hang out with the wrong crowd, and don't get involved in something that's not your business.

  • Donald Trump

    Proverbs 6 is all about being wise with your money and avoiding debt. Don't become surety for someone else's debt, 'cause you're gonna get burned! Believe me, there are many such cases. It's unbelievable how many haters and losers there are out there who will take advantage of you if you let them.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright everybody, it's time for a recap of Proverbs 6! So, this chapter says that a sluggard is someone too lazy to do anything, and that you should stay away from them. Also, it says not to be a thief, and that bad company is like a nail sticking up - it's gonna get hammered down.