Alex Trebek: Alright, let's start with a simple question. What is the capital of the United States?

Contestant: The capital of the United States is Washington, D.C. But before I answer, I wanted to say something about Proverbs 6.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, what is it?

Contestant: Proverbs 6 is all about wisdom and understanding. It talks about how we are to be wise and act with understanding in all our dealings. We are also warned of the consequences of going against God's commands and of the dangers of idleness and laziness. In the end, it is clear that wisdom and understanding are the path to a good life.

Alex Trebek: (visibly frustrated) Right, uh, let's move on. What is the name of the longest river in the world?