Alex Trebek: "So, do you have any hobbies?"

Contestant: "I love to read the Bible! Let me tell you what I learned when I read Proverbs 18..."

Alex Trebek: [sighs] "Alright, go ahead..."

Contestant: "The first verse says, 'Whoever isolates himself seeks his own desire; he breaks out against all sound judgment.' In other words, if you want something badly enough, you'll do whatever it takes to get it, even if it's not a good decision. The chapter also talks about the importance of listening to sound advice and being willing to accept correction, instead of being too prideful to learn. It also emphasizes the importance of thinking before you speak, because words have the power to bring life or death. Finally, it talks about the power of friendship and the importance of being a friend who sticks closer than a brother. That's Proverbs 18!"

Alex Trebek: [rolls eyes] "Uh huh. Well, moving on, what about..."