Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'd like to take this opportunity to summarize Proverbs 26!

Alex: [sighs] Go ahead...

Contestant: Proverbs 26 instructs us to not answer a fool according to his folly, or else we will be like him. We should answer a fool according to his folly, so that he may be wise in his own eyes. We should not give honor to a fool, as it will only encourage him in his folly. A sluggard will not plow in the winter, so he begs during the harvest, but the diligent will have plenty to eat. Proverbs also tells us to not trust in a neighbor or put confidence in a friend - instead, we should guard the doors of our mouth.

Alex: [sighs] Okay, well, let's move on to something different...